I've been to a lot of standup in my life, and man, hate to break it to you, but most of those aren't even jokes.
Comedians with jokes that specific don't make it too far.
Barrold Bonds
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Stand Up Comedy about JWs
by usualusername1 inhello all,i have just signed up to do a comedy course.
it starts in september.in order to get a headstart, i did my first 5 minutes tonight about jws.i explained that i celebrated my first birthday last week.
bemusement and a tittle.explained that if you could choose between hare krishnas and people standing at a trolley/cart as a religion who would you choose?got a laugh.explained that the whole world will be destroyed if you do not listen to our message, yet we are not prepared to initiate a conversation at a trolley.big laugh.
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How many members of Governing Body have college(or higher) degrees?
by intropist ini just wonder what universities they would have gone to?
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if possible, former members and current ones separately.... .
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That flannel shirt
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Here is a quote from the Olympic creed:-
by The Rebel in" the most important thing in the olympic games is not to win but take part" .
yet according to the daily mail, the entire russian olympic team will today be banned from competing at the rio games next month as punishment for their country's state sponsored doping programme.
it therefore seems to me the olympics has become associated with doping & drugs, and politics becoming an integral part of the games.. do you think that the 2016 olympcs can still unite countries in a positive way?.
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The Olympics are a HUGE financial drain on the host city. They have to build housing, places for the events, and other facilities. They must meet the absurd requirements of the IOC. Then these facilities are then mostly abandoned and never used again.
The city might get at short term infusion of cash from the tourism during the Olympics, but that's it. Billions spent and wasted.
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Regional mr splane said at regional
by poopie inhe said that the parents of df or inactive do not have right to help there child why not?
his answer its above there pay grade.
he also said another witness helped this young lady she was a sister so another person can help your child but you cannot he said let jehovah help them.audeince dead silent..
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did you guys see who the OP is? Poopie is quite literally mentally ill and you should never believe anything he or she has to say.
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JW scene from movie Friday (some profanity)
by Sanchy inare you prepared for jehovah's return??????.
https://youtu.be/ki801ccg9yo.
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thank you for reminding me to do my yearly Friday re-watch.
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Does the Governing Body practice what they preach and go door to door or stand behind the carts?
by Bob Loblaw ini would think with all their demands on the rank and file that they should all at least get there 10 hours in a month.
just curious.
anyone know?.
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This question gets asked every few months.
Yes they do go out in field service with the congregations.
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exposed 3 jw's in front of my jw dad
by JunkYardDog inon a road trip with my jw dad and stopped at the rest stop.
this jw lady walked up to me with a craptower.
big mistake.
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Editorial | Keep level heads when negotiating Jehovah's Witnesses contract
by OrphanCrow ineditorial | keep level heads when negotiating jehovah's witnesses contract.
the cambria county war memorial arena has ended its current fiscal year about $18,000 in the black.
that’s a far cry from the anticipated loss of $27,000 that had been projected for the authority.that’s fantastic news, considering some years the facility posted losses of $200,000 or more.“we’re showing a positive business model,” steve st. john, arena general manager, told our dave sutor.
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in an economically depressed town, sometimes breaking even is all you can hope for.
To answer your other question, most of the congregations assigned there are with a couple hours of pittsburgh. They haven't had conventions there in a long time (early 90's). There's a few venues they could possible use but I imagine WT would not want to pay to use Consol or Heinz Field.
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Kids continue to leave in droves - so what is the organization's grand plan? This
by sir82 injws have one of the worst, if not the worst, retention rates among their kids.
i've seen numbers from 65% to 88% who leave, never to return.. you'd think this would be a priority amongst the leadership, right?
where do tomorrow's leaders come from, if the vast majority of kids leave the organization?
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They've definitely double downed on stuff for kids. Every week they have new stuff for them on JW.org.
unfortunately it's still too early to tell the effect it will have. It will take a few years to see if kids who are exposed to this stuff will leave the org or not.
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Editorial | Keep level heads when negotiating Jehovah's Witnesses contract
by OrphanCrow ineditorial | keep level heads when negotiating jehovah's witnesses contract.
the cambria county war memorial arena has ended its current fiscal year about $18,000 in the black.
that’s a far cry from the anticipated loss of $27,000 that had been projected for the authority.that’s fantastic news, considering some years the facility posted losses of $200,000 or more.“we’re showing a positive business model,” steve st. john, arena general manager, told our dave sutor.
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I went to that place for a few conventions. It's a fucking dump. The city is a fucking dump. Even if I were still in, I would go anywhere but there for a convention.